QUICK! Think of something cuter than a baby bum. Too late. Time limit is up. Plus, there isn't anything cuter anyway so save the few remaining brain cells that your children haven't fried and listen to this (it is too good to miss).... That's what my dad used to say before...Ahem...releasing flatulence, which is not as cute as a baby bum. It's not even on the cute spectrum. As cute as baby bums are, I have a problem with them. It is this: my babies poop once a week. Doesn't sound so bad...fewer diapers to change. (But a lot more "listen to this it is too good to miss!'s" going on if you know what I mean.) But the real problem is when you combine the once a week poop with the following phrase from my Mother-in-law, "We Jacksons have large colons." (I wish this would have been explained to me before marriage. She informed me of this after the family heard the travel log--GROSS PUN NOT INTENDED---(GROSS!) of the toilets across America that have been clogged by Uncle Andrew.) And thus we see where Peter's nickname "Poop Dog" and "Pooper Bear" came from. My sister will call me later this week and tell me that this post is way too much information and disgusting. Well friends, I tell you this with nothing but your best interest at heart. How can this be? What do butts and poopsies have to do with your best interest? If your children are your best interest, you need to know about Butt Paste. Boudreaux's as my husband likes to call it (it sounds fancier when we're in public and he has to shout across the room "Bring me the Boudreaux's!" I have to agree, it's better than saying, "Where's that butt paste, woman?" ) You see, diaper rash is inevitable. And this is the best stuff to treat it with. Trust me, I've tried it all. And while there is nothing cuter than a baby bum, there is nothing sadder than a rashy one. Poor little poop dog! With two JWLC (that's "Jackson's with large colons") in my household wearing diapers, we gots ta have our Boudreaux's Butt Paste on hand!
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