How Did I Not Know?

By Molly Bice-Jackson - 11:01 AM

Have you ever lived your whole life thinking you have a pretty good handle on things? You think you know how certain things work, what to expect out of life...and then BAM! You have a rude awakening and discover you could have been doing things differently. You and others around you would be so much happier if only you would have known you were doing things all wrong.

Sometimes a brave soul is the one who tells you the truth. They gently guide you with honest nudges in the right direction until you figure out what you were doing wrong for so many years.

Lucky for me, my sister-in-law, Joy, did just that and my life will never be the same.

What could she have possibly told me or given to me or introduced me to that would make me feel like a cloud has been lifted? Well...see for yourself. I give you:

The 571B Banana Slicer!


But don't just take my word for it. Please, PLEASE head on over to Amazon and read the reviews for yourself.

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  1. LOL!! Im gonna slice your nanner!"

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  2. am i the only one who commented or even got the joke?! lol!

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  3. oh my word....HILARIOUS!! I loved the off topic comment on getting the monkeys to stop jumping on the bed now thAat they have all this free time since the got the banana slicer....fantastic!

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  4. Are all reviews on Amazon so helpful/humorous? using an old slinky...ha!

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  5. who are these ironic critics? I like Kirk Cameron's Banana Slicer's review.

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  6. Glad you cleared up that this was a joke; I thought that maybe it was a Park City thing to have perfectly cut bananas...;) Reviews were hilarious!!

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  7. I have had a rotten day today, this made me giggle for 20 minutes straight! Thanks!

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  8. I love the marriage proposal at the end! Too awesome!

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  9. I love it! I had my doubts at first (and originally, I admit that I thought you were sort of serious), but reading down the comments page I was just overcome with that "oh my gosh this is the most ridiculous thing ever" feeling. And so of course I had to repost on FB :)

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  10. LOL! Hilarious....."I'm gonna slice your nanner."
    and "Look at that woman eating a banana." This was just the laugh I needed tonight.

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