About the Beard

By Molly Bice-Jackson - 3:04 PM



Ramsey: "Wow, nice beard."

Vic: "Thanks."

Ramsey: "So how long are you going to keep it?"

Molly (inserting herself in conversation): "Until after Christmas. Because I think its festive."

Ramsey: "Festive huh? I've never heard a beard described as festive."

Molly: "Well, it is. So back off."


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90% of people we talk to: "Nice beard, Vic. I haven't seen you in a while. When did that happen?"

Vic: " Halloween got stuck on my face."

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Dad: "Vic's beard...wow. Last time I saw him I just thought..."

Molly: (holding her breath) "What? What did you think??"

Dad: "I thought he should be a model for Macy's. So many models are metrosexual these days and Vic looks like an all-American rugby player. He looks really, really good."

Molly: "Really?? That is a funny thing for you to say, Dad. I will definitely tell him."

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Stranger #2: "Your beard is so...RED."

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What say you?



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  1. I say, Jake has a beard too....and they're dashing!


    Love beards. I do.

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  2. The real question is how does Peter like it? And, how will he react when it gets shaved? It does seem to be more red than the hair on his head! I think you should put him in a flannel shirt, throw an ax over his shoulder and call him Paul Bunyan.

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  3. I say Keep it! Festive or not....

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  4. I think it looks great, and it will keep his face warm in the winter:)

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  5. Hot! Watch out Matt Damon......

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  6. I like the beard, too. He can go from Sunday suit and tie with it to a black leather jacket and a Harley. I would believe either version of him, (General Authority Vic v. Biker Man Vic) but only if he has the beard going on. Clean-shaven Vic can't pull off black leather but bearded Vic can do just about anything.

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  7. I like it. Thumbs up from me Vic.

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  8. How's his laugh? Good hearty Ho, Ho, Ho's? Maybe the ghost of Christmas Present?

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  9. "catch me lucky charms, they're magically delicious".

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  10. I think your Dad is right, he should be a model!! He looks so good! Mine grew one too to audition for the New Testament the church will do and I think he looked too, but Vic's defenitely better (if I dare say!) Wohoo Molly! Enjoy!

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  11. I think it looks great. Justin's beard is also red when he grows it out.

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  12. I love the beard and the blue color of your wall!!! Can you please tell me what shade it is I'm currently painting and that is just what I'm looking for!!

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  13. definitely festive, looks like Kris Kringle from Santa Claus is Coming to Town! :)

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  14. That is a very trustworthy beard. As you may know, I don't trust people with weird facial hair. Vic has a trustworthy beard.

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