"huwhant Mo"

By Molly Bice-Jackson - 9:32 PM

That's how Lucy says "I want more". Its almost one word actually. "juwantmo". I'm really not sure how to spell it, you'll have to ask her I suppose. Usually it is followed with the word "juuuiicccccce".

Tonight as Molly and I put her in her crib, I... well...I....the thing is...ok, I farted. Now for those of you who are not familiar with that aspect of my persona; let me put it like this. If I were ever stranded on the plains of Africa I would be able to summon the help of a herd of elephants. The decibel levels and tonal quality truly are amazing.

Lucy immediately recognized it for what is was. "Itsss gas" she giggled. Then recognizing the Olympic quality of my performance she quickly added "huwant mo gas".

What could I do? I obliged several more times. I do what I can for my little girl.



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  1. Hilarious! ...this is Vic writing isn't it?... Jenny

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  2. Wow Hermano Jackson! HAHAHA! That's seriously funny!

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  3. HA HA HA! You will be so happy to have this documented!! :)

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  4. You're my hero, Vic, and an inspiration to all us husbands.

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  5. She is so funny. I'm glad she knows Ebonics...she can teach me. I've never heard gas described in its tonal quality or decibels.

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  6. We have already talked on the phone about this but that is seriously so funny! And Vic, wow you really got some air in that photo. I guess you can get it AND give it!!!

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  7. Ah yes.. my brother the baritone! I can definitely vouch for the decibles of victors gas as I still haven't fully regained hearing in my right ear from when I was little. Vic would pin my head between the couch cussions and sit on my face while releasing pressure. Oh my miserable childhood!
    Paul

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  8. Ha ha ha! I can't stop laughing! Lucy is so brave to ask for more! That won't last for long! Or you can train her to join in with you!

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  9. Well, I can see why Lucy chose the word, cause it's a pretty cool one. I've been using "huantmo" for a day or too and it's pretty effective. Huantmo ice cream, huantmo cookies... I don't know if I would huantmo gas though. :)

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  10. Oh my gosh, this might be the grossest and funniest thing I have EVER heard!

    I LOVE IT!

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  11. That my boy, chip off his parents.
    Lucy is adorable. I love it when the kids start talking. Rememeber when we used to laugh at peggy when she was learning to talk? Thanks for a good laugh.
    Grandma

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